Little Book Of Small Dick Energy

That awkward moment when your date turns up wearing a T-shirt in sub-zero weather, just to display a 'Tough Mudder: Finisher' logo. Or when you find out your flatmate's password is ‘cryptolegend007’. Or when you overhear a loud conversation (with no-one) in the supermarket queue about the benefits of a raw meat diet. Small Dick Energy has nothing to do with body size, and everything to do with having an ego too big to fit into a normal parking space. Stay alert and spot the signs of SDE with this helpful and hilarious guide.